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Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!
by booblover December 14, 2009
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Pirate Whore

A Pirate Whore is a woman that tears throw your money, heart, and sole. Like she is pillaging a boat. She will easily leave you for a friend, or a family member, as if nothing that she has done is wrong. They tend to be nice, till they get what they want, and then it’s downhill from there. This allusive creature has been known to get married to people, and thrive off of them for years. Then come out, and destroy everything. They are very dangerous, and you should use caution when in the same room, or car.
Did you hear about what she did to mark?? Yeah, what a Pirate Whore.
by xxxxxmarkthesharkxxx October 31, 2011
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Prom Whore

A girl or guy who goes to as many different proms, on as many different weekends as they can.
Person 1: Sarah is going to prom with Tyler, Leo, Harry, Charles, and Ned.
Person 2: Wait, how?
Person 3: They're all on different nights, because they go to different schools.
Person 4: Wow, what a prom whore.
by roxieiscool March 13, 2010
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Whore Card

When you have sex. Each time you have sex, you renew your whore card.
Nicole: Amber, when did you last renew your whore card?

Amber: Last night when I fucked Antoine.
by Nicoliooooooooooo October 6, 2011
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Newsfeed Whore

Noun: A person who is frequently on facebook's newsfeed.
Whenever you sign on and look at the newsfeed to see what your friends have been up to, you can't find out because the ONE person takes it all up with their recent boring activity.
me: "Let me sign onto facebook and see what everyone has been up to!"
1 minute later
me: "well... it looks like Sarah has been posting quite a few videos lately.."
Cletus: "ya, she's such a newsfeed whore"
by Ivan Shelly January 4, 2009
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Princess whore

The second biggest whore in a social group
Samantha is the Princess whore... if she tries one day she might get around enough to become the Queen whore.
by QWPW March 18, 2011
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clown whore

A prostitute or slut (or any woman really), donning make-up to such extremes so as to render her face a likeness to that of a circus clown's. Generally this would involve lots of of vibrant eyeshadow, blush and lipstick.
The Red Light District and Las Vegas, for example, is full of clown whores
by Clown Pimp July 31, 2009
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