Alternative name for cigarette developed by a group of friends at the Big Chill. Originally put in place to replace the word Haine.
by Gilbo1 August 15, 2010
Get the Alan mug.1. A day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, oh they do.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
"How was your day?"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 12, 2008
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Get the Alana mug.Opposite of providing a public service. Quite the contrary; to expect or redeem, to posess a sense of self entitlement
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." And for God's sake, be more responsible than "claiming" to use protection and "claiming" to be a single stay at home mom living high on the hog because you have no choice.
Grow up and get a job already you 30 year old teenager!
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." And for God's sake, be more responsible than "claiming" to use protection and "claiming" to be a single stay at home mom living high on the hog because you have no choice.
Grow up and get a job already you 30 year old teenager!
by bubbles696969 February 28, 2010
Get the Thanks In Advance mug.Rides horses and small children for a living, shorter than average, pretends to hate people but secretly fantasizes about them when shes alone, repulsive body shape similar to an ape. Abnormally large feet. Loves small yappy dogs whose tounges don't fit in their mouth. Has participated in the French revolution, Viva la France!!!
by weejams December 9, 2018
Get the Alanna mug.name given to a sexy ass biatch...usually male accompained by a fine ass girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. Also a sexual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral sex.
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