Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

asshole status

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole

Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."

by TWKonarik August 7, 2011

asshole baby

When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"

We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!

by BozoRozo February 29, 2016

asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

by Kiko February 1, 2004

asshole drink

A mixed drink that is at least 50% alcohol. The alcohol should be cheap like Vladdy or anything that is around 10 bucks a handle mixed with a crappy mixer like orange soda or lemon-ade

My friend wasnt enjoying the party so i made him an asshole drink. He got laid that night and doesnt remember any of it.

by The biggest asshole out there January 28, 2008

asshole-pushup

when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.

"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"

by caligirl21 October 9, 2009

asshole mentality

thinking like an asshole or just being plain ruthless

bobby: oscar can i have a dollar

oscar: hell no

bobby: you gotta job

oscar: but i dont get paid till friday

oscar: so what

bobby: please

oscar: do i look like a bank to you

bobby: no

oscar: ok then

bobby: you got that asshole mentality i swear

by Phoenix Fly May 17, 2010