Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022

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amazingly

A word that can be used whenever and whatever the situation. It can be used during a conversation when you don’t know what to say, not wanting it to be awkward. It can also be used to describe something you feel is positively indescribable.

person 1: “I had massive diarrhea today”
person 2: “amazingly.”

person 1: “look at this drawing i made”
person 2: “wow that looks so amazingly”

by amazingly creator November 24, 2022

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Amazinger

The word you use to one-up a cute girl's affection after she says you are amazing. This can also be ised of she reflected the compliment back after you called her amazing.

Laura: "How could I not like you? You're so amazing!"
Otis: "Thank you, but I think you're amazinger"

by Shlerman November 28, 2022

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