Alabama Pony Tail

The act of shaving ones public hair, stuffing the hair in someone else's mouth, and duct taping their mouth shut.

Peter gave Ron an alabama pony tail.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

alabama backhand

When a male wraps a belt around his neck, lifts his right leg up, puts his right arm under his leg and on his dick and starts jerking off while choking himself. (May need a spotter)

Masturbation jerking off alabama backhand

by hollaatchaboi69 June 20, 2011

Alabama Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.

by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016

Alabama Drip Dry

When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.

Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

alabama crimson tide

More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant

Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!

by RollTideRoll July 29, 2003

alabama dick punch

A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.

I am going to the bar, would you like an Alabama dick punch?

by yermom198273930282 February 3, 2010

Alabama Latte

Another, more recent introduction to the ever popular "Alabama" line of beverages. To make it, a person (usually a woman) expels diarrhea, and then adds an equal amount of her own breast milk to the mixture, and blends until smooth. It is generally more tolerable to drink than the hot chocolate or iced tea of the "Alabama" variety (due to the addition of breast milk).

I was unable to properly enjoy that Alabama Hot Chocolate, this Alabama Latte is definitely more my taste.

by biomanrox November 15, 2010