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Ligma balls

A very rare disease that weeaboos, blue haired Jews, and cringy Pom Pom Dancers can get. This corrupts the body’s testicles and kills the person.
Person 1: “How did ninja die, he was such an amazing fortnite player!”
Person 2: “Ligma balls killed him XD!”
by Sholley Quire July 21, 2018
mugGet the Ligma ballsmug.

Raunch Balls

Basically explaining how disgusting a person or object is.
Tara: Yo we're having kd tonight..
Tom: Raunch Balls.
by Salvibaby June 10, 2009
mugGet the Raunch Ballsmug.

Buzzard Balls

One who is always horny. Testicles that lead their owner to prey.
Hey Buzzard Balls, leave those girls alone and get home to your wife.
by GatorZap September 7, 2010
mugGet the Buzzard Ballsmug.

tate ball

So, what did you and your date do last night.

Well, not to brag or anything but i managed to play a little tate ball with her.
by Mike Oxlarge July 30, 2008
mugGet the tate ballmug.

Booce Balls

Overly sized genitals so big, that you have to "waddle" in order to move around.
"When Garet fucked me in the ass, He had the biggest Booce Balls I've ever seen!" said by Booquefius.
by The Real Gayrat March 16, 2017
mugGet the Booce Ballsmug.

Ball jammin’

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls
Man, Carl was really ball jammin’ Russell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day
by BallisticDick December 4, 2019
mugGet the Ball jammin’mug.

Ball Freeze

/bôl/ /frēz/

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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze

Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer

man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
by Cybershadow318 October 13, 2022
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