toe bogies

a collection of grotty matter usualy found between toes when removed smell resembles that brown stuff at your doorstep.

'took my trainers off last had a stack of toe bogies enough to feed the world from starvation'

by bumholio October 8, 2005

Slammer Toe

The nefarious Camel Toe, but in the jailbait scenario. Underage girls with tight pants sporting camel toes are considered Slammer Toes because they'll land you in jail.

"Gawd... Check out the slammer toe on that 5th grader. Mm."
"Dude..."
"Pedo-Bear says it's fine! Shut up!"

by Choadja August 8, 2008

left toe

Frankies Favorite Toe

Frankie: You know whats better than icecream? My left toe

by Random826391 August 4, 2016

donkey toe

When a camel toe is so deep, that when you spread your legs, it doesn't come out

Boy 1: dude did you see Reagan at the party?

Boy 2: yeah. I bet she had a donkey toe
Boy 1: that's so hot, right?

by Rayraymadden June 14, 2014

Middle Toe

When a girls clitoris is so big, it looks like she has a middle toe sticking out of her vagina.

Tom: Damn, there is something poking out of that girl's crotch.
Bob: Looks like she has a middle toe.

by Tuhrael August 7, 2010

chocolate toe

When you stick your big toe in a female's ass.

That bitch was so drunk, I gave her the chocolate toe.

by cherrythunder October 24, 2007

toe-up

A Slang word for torn-up. Meaning something that just look ridiculous or hideous.

"Man, you just don't know how Toe-up you look in that too little ass muscle shirt". "Take it off!"

"Man, I would have been wing-man, but her friend was just Too Toe-up!, The ugly-stick wouldn't even touch that!"

by Noliaboy00 May 21, 2005