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Get the madison hamand! mug.A Gen Z “Karen”; impressed with herself and expects everyone else to be, too. Acts entitled 24/7. Will throw a crying fit when she doesn’t get her own way or has to face the consequences of her own actions. Doesn’t fit in any specific group, but may be that one acquaintance everyone knows but doesn’t want to invite to parties. Loves the neutrals and is scared of colors, while hauling around a Stanley tumbler, wearing a mass produced shirt from Amazon with faux Lululemon athletic pants (no gym membership necessary, these girlies don’t like to sweat!) Loves to post multiple selfies/videos/reels daily (never anything of substance or different than the days before)
Friend 1: Oh god, there’s that girl from our college that works at the gelato shop. She will hold us hostage, wanting to talk about herself forever if we let let her see us.
Friend 2: She’s such a Madison! She was crying about someone she thought was being mildly inconsiderate when we saw her recently at her work. They’d not tipped enough for her liking. She said she was going straight online to make a reel about it for her followers.
Friend 2: She’s such a Madison! She was crying about someone she thought was being mildly inconsiderate when we saw her recently at her work. They’d not tipped enough for her liking. She said she was going straight online to make a reel about it for her followers.
by NewMeWhoYou May 4, 2023
Get the Madison mug.Madisons are very beautiful and artistic in some sort of way. They may be shy at first but will get more comfortable as time goes on. They’re really funny and overall just a great friend and a good person to be around. :)
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Get the Madison mug.A Madison is a VERY DIRTY MINDED PERSON. she is a joking person but can be mean at times. She also has a weird side of her that you cam never miss. She is very goregous and loves her family and friends.
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Get the Madison mug.A shy girl at first glance, she always is faking a smile. Once she steps out of her home she knows she has to be this person the world wants and expects. She has to tailor herself to satisfy other people. Madison tries sometimes to be herself but just gets ignored. She knows what she has to be and that is a friend. She can be taken advantage of because of this but she knows that she should still be nice. She always will care about you unless you do her badly. She is amazing at everything she does and has a lot of potential. She is likable and funny. Madison can first come off as a geek or nerd but once you get to know her she is a clown and will always make you smile. She has her flaws but is an adorable girl, and so sweet. We all need a madison in our life
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