e-jerking

Online jerking each other off

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.

by JohnDors December 21, 2016

jerk-opoly

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.

me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly

by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008

jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009

Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.

You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.

by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Jerking Rec

A person who waste time during prison recreational time.

Hey man, stop jerking rec, and give me the weight bench.

Stop jerking rec and move your chess piece.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021

Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.

I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!

by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019