by Capsen November 26, 2011
a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.
UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!"
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*
Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*
Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.
by E-Tag! September 06, 2008
"dude, i have a huge crayon set (penis)"
"what?"
"check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"
"what?"
"check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"
by |meh| April 12, 2007
Mohammed goes on the urban dictionary & changes his username to Phil and types about how mohammeds are sandnigs to increase global pity for himself. (White people are hated for beauty)
by unworldly June 01, 2020
the place that people spend massive amounts of time on when they have no lives, just looking up dumbass phrases/cheap ass entertainment
by Ash Catch-em July 05, 2009
A website that was originally ingenious until it was overrun by idiotic morons. Many of these morons use curse words in their definitions and, also look down on any statement or person with a conservative connotation in disdain. Yet whenever something/someone is viewed as mildly liberal or rebellious it is instantly praised.
"Urban Dictionary most know all republicans, country music, religion, and moral standards suck XD. Obama and Nirvana are the BEST because Obama's good at basketball and is hip and Kurt Cobain shot himself in the face to fight against commercialism (which I hate because kids my age are supposed to say we hate it and then unintentionally advocate it through our actions"- americasux666
by jacksprawler111 June 17, 2010
Instead of bringing women back to his apartment, 24-year-old Jimmy spent his time laughing at the ladyboner definition on Urban Dictionary.
by your girlfriend is your hand September 17, 2011