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urban dictionary

a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.
UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!"
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*

Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.
by E-Tag! October 22, 2008
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urban dictionary

Guy 1: Hey, are you on urban dictionary.com?
Guy 2: What's that? Let me look that up...
by Capsen November 25, 2011
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urban dictionary

An online slang dictionary filled with penis euphemisms.
"dude, i have a huge crayon set (penis)"
"what?"
"check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"
by |meh| December 24, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A shitty web service that caters to toilet humor for kids and the mentally-challenged.
Instead of bringing women back to his apartment, 24-year-old Jimmy spent his time laughing at the ladyboner definition on Urban Dictionary.
by your girlfriend is your hand September 18, 2011
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urban dictionary

A place people go to vent about life and state personal and public definitions of what ordinary folks think words mean. It was originally meant to host slang words and display what they meant to those who aren't familiar with city talk.
Nothing's going right in my life, so I'm entering stuff on the urban dictionary.
by loserofmen April 20, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

Something that keeps you from sleeping.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 21, 2021
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The Urban Dictionary

Where all poverty races meet up and try to frame white people
Mohammed goes on the urban dictionary & changes his username to Phil and types about how mohammeds are sandnigs to increase global pity for himself. (White people are hated for beauty)
by unworldly June 1, 2020
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