Skinny white ranga blonde strawberry blonde. Brittle bones and thunder elbows. His barber was a woman and now has a shit haircut. He is obsessed with golf and all things of golfing stability. In his free time, he loves to sharpen both his elbows and his golf swing. His mum is Mum Michelle Stone and she is very very very sexy and garumptious. Thicanvicandjuocy
Stoner has a very sexy mum.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.
by Denbatron 3000 December 5, 2022
by Queen-of-_stoned August 16, 2022
Stoners are people who smoke cannabis products, such as 'weed' or 'hash'. Others typically will look down on them and categorize them as "scumbags", however, I know a few stoners and they're actually the best kind of people, in my opinion. They're very peaceful and friendly, they won't judge you, and they usually have great taste in music. They're the kind of people that you could find at a music festival, for instance.
by Magical Nymph March 8, 2014
Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.
dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017
Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.
Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
by Mitchell271jonnys May 1, 2018
A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 5, 2023
by Yeetusdafeetus42069 October 2, 2021