Flat orange

A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.

Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.

by Majestyblack September 13, 2016

flat as a line

The flattest line you’ll ever meet. Really socially awkward but also not at all it’s really weird. Super nice and will stuck with you for 10 years. What she doesn’t have in butt, she makes up for in personality

“Have you seen flat as a line today?”
“Yeah she’s so flat”
“But her face makes up for it”

by Hamitha December 07, 2020

Flat Tuber

A FleshTuber or VTuber who is very flat chested.

Sanagi Yuzu is a flat tuber.

by Blackout03_ August 08, 2022

Flat-Backing

To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical

*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"

by BMiller58 December 24, 2022

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 01, 2018

flat vorhees

A filler word that can be plugged in anywhere.

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.

by Sweezy May 17, 2016

FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018