bro code

a set of rules that a bro must live by, that when broken, result in a series of consequences, ranging from paying for drinks for a night all the way to loss of permanent shotgun status.

sample articles.

#1 - bros before hoes
#2 - whether or not a bro cares about sports, a bro cares about sports
#56 - a bro in a relationship will always wing for a single bro
#69 - duh
#83 - a bro will never ask for directions when traveling with an excess of 3 people in the car.

HONOR THE BRO CODE!

by cmxx05 January 10, 2010

teen code

The secret code that only noob teens know and use. Used while chatting, it can be the savior of the teen in question to keep their parents from finding out how much of a skank they are. Always used to subtley tell the other person to change the subject.

9/99 Teen Code - Fredrick:I luv Mary's tits.
Augustus: 9!
Fredrick: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?
Augustus: 99.
Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) - Georgia: Steve ate me out but i had a yeast infection.
Martha: oh crap pos
Georgia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!
Martha: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwords?
QQ Teen Code (quiet, q?) - Bert: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow.
Ernie: qq i love to read books.
Bert: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.
eep Teen Code (emergency eavesdroping parent) - Samantha: Im pregnant! Emanuel: eep! I hate homework!
etc.

by Bludshawt May 30, 2008

Norse Code

The sexual practise whereby two people repeatedly headbutt each other until they reach orgasm or die. Whichever comes first.

"Hey Jurgen, what's up with your face?"
"Got Helga to Norse Code with me last night"
"Sweet!"
"Not really. She's dead"

by Thor Point April 22, 2008

Bro Code

A set of codes for friends to live by: No friend shall date, talk to or hangout with another friends X girl unless he is approved to do so.

John broke bro code by hanging out with Bob's X girlfriend without getting approval first.

by Therealistofthereal January 14, 2015

ReMorse Code

Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.

Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)

ReMorse Code...

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Dress code

1. Sexualizes and objectifies the young body
2. Blames the wearer for the onlookers perceptions/actions
3. Perpetuated rape culture
4. I total BS

Ugh I hate dress code.

by I am a real feminist June 13, 2018

Vegas Code

(noun): A verbal agreement between people that allows secrecy Vegas style, where "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", and allows those involved to play things off as if nothing ever happened.

Dude 1: Hey. My parents are out tonight. Blaze?

Dude 2: Hell yeah bro. Vegas code?

Dude 1: Fosho.

by NiggaCracker February 4, 2012