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burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.
Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.
by timebusters August 30, 2012
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Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side
May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi
by Crosonte October 17, 2018
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Burrito Of Awesomeness

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.
by Nikolai103 June 19, 2010
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beaner's burrito

I joined in a beaner's burrito with a bunch of Mexicans in a blanket, and Jose grabbed that tush
by Swaggin_Dragon June 6, 2016
mugGet the beaner's burritomug.

Burrito Man

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man
by Skindle September 15, 2023
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Bison Burrito

When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.
James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.
by Yea123455 January 11, 2022
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burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017
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