r/Desimeta

A subreddit where chaddis whine about the fact that r/india doesn't entertain their beastly behavior

A chaddi was high on copium in r/Desimeta

by Chaddi123 November 4, 2021

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R. Kelly

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

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A motorcycle that was once on top for performance, but like everything in history, it now loses due to new designs from the other manufacturers. In 2005 the new "Gixxer" was king, in 2008 it is now dead last. Motorcycles are updated every 2 years with complete redesigns every 4 years. The cycle will continue and with all the manufacturers fighting to be number 1.

The GSX-R is not the be all end all of sport bikes and is usually piloted by someone new to bikes who has no clue how to handle the power, and only bought it cause its a GIXXER! Usually accompanied by someone riding in a wife beater, shorts, flip flops, and optional helmet.

Gixxer Guy: "Dude I floored it in first, pulled the front tire off the ground by some hunnies and the were freakin out. This bike is the best bike ever created."

Ninja Guy: "Dude, wheres your helmet?"

CBR Guy: "Hey let's go hit some twisties."

*** Half hour later

Ninja Guy: "Dude where did Gixxer guy go?"

CBR Guy: "Oh man, we lost him around turn one. The typical GSX-R rider is less of a threat than a Ninja 250 with your grandma riding."

Ninja Guy: "Ha you're right."

CBR Guy: "Haha."

by JasonH88 June 14, 2008

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