Sandwiched between Chicago and Milwaukee this small liberal arts college is known for its disgruntled student body, beautiful campus, regular food poisoning outbreaks, and vicious Canadian Geese.
"I graduated from Carthage College of Liberal Arts."

"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."
by The Creative Dyslexic August 04, 2021
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Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot

A chronic condition spread by Jewish media causing affected patients to seek attention and quirky traits. This usually causes them to take on characteristics that aren't necessarily their own to seem interesting or make new categories that don't exist for their own self indulgence and delusional ideations. Presenting reality and factual statements with the support of science often unfuriates these individuals who meet these statements with hostility. They often have a thin veiled grasp of reality and it physically hurts them to hear the truth
Don't pay any mind to Rachael; formerly Richard... she suffers from Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot. It causes her to not understand reality unless it's presented on twitter...
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Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out
Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."
by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010
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The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.
Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols
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Labia Liberator

A dick so big and powerful, it permanently spready the Labia of the woman.
"Oh Jenny, Micheal was over last night and i can still barely walk"
"He give you that Labia Liberator I see."
"Damn right"
by 4ccman March 19, 2023
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liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)
Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020
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Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid
Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"
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