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National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
by venyy September 30, 2022
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Red blowjob

Where a female sucks you off with red pepper flakes in her mouth.
Dude this girl gave me a red blowjob last night. I had to use milk to cool my dick off.
by Janewilliams September 22, 2021
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blowjob

when a man gets you all naked and hot and they bend down and they suck and blow
jack gave John a huge fucking blowjob
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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blowjob

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder
by cupcaken August 11, 2022
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National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
by Official Days October 29, 2019
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dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released
Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again
by lmc907 October 15, 2021
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porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.
by El_chopo May 14, 2021
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