Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.
Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020
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Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022
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Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.
I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.
by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009
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Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness
Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!
by Da truth as far as you know August 06, 2011
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whiney ass bitch

WAB ... a narcissistic female or even a male who finds minor situations or activities to whine or complain about to others around them
I don't like this bar because the beer isn't perfectly chilled and I'm bored because I'm a Whiney ass bitch
by elev man December 02, 2013
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Ass Crease Grease

That little unexplained sludge line you get in your boxers. That's called... ASS CREASE GREASE!! Easily hidden by dark underware but undeniably present!
I feel pasty mustbe ACG! Ass Crease Grease
by Savethisworld September 19, 2019
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Ass Rape Position

1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.
1.) Tom Sleeps in the ass rape position.
by Buttfuckme July 23, 2017
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