A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
by Guregori February 24, 2020
Get the Jack of All Assesmug. That little unexplained sludge line you get in your boxers. That's called... ASS CREASE GREASE!! Easily hidden by dark underware but undeniably present!
by Savethisworld September 19, 2019
Get the Ass Crease Greasemug. 1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017
Get the Ass Rape Positionmug. "I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."
"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
by The Allapaca August 15, 2016
Get the I eat ass.mug. A “Big Ass Fly” is a house fly that is the proportionate size of a grape and has the loudest buzz known to man and will thump into your wall many times because it’s fatass is too slow to turn. You can usually encounter this monstrosity while taking a monster shit, or when your disgusting swamp ass won’t clean up the dirty dishes in your room. The best way to get rid of a Big Ass Fly is to suck it up with a shop vac, or kill it with a fly swatter.
by Fermit_The_Krog June 10, 2020
Get the Big ass flymug. A Fake Ass Homie is a person who is a friend for the sake of being friends. He or she doesn't make NO effort whatsoever to see you or hit you up, but every time you guys see each other, they pretend everything is all good and pretend that you guys are besties. It's basically an acquaintance. It's like that one kid in high school you used to talk to, but he or she made no effort to talk to you after highschool. You are friends on facebook, but you aint a real friend, you just a fake ass homie. This isn't necessarily a derogatory term. It's just another classification of friends.
Dude, remember him from highschool? Dude, he still think's we are best buddies, but that foo doesnt even hit me up anymore. He's a fake ass homie, foreal.
by Cage Dreams August 7, 2011
Get the Fake Ass Homiemug. You and your homie having a heated debate and then you start getting on his ass and winning the debate. Then your homie tries to add or include someone else in to debate.
Bro Dante always trying to put someone else into a conversation when he getting his shit baked, he’s a dot ass nigga.
by Luke pussywalker March 23, 2019
Get the Dot Ass Niggamug.