About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

Cock

slang for dick

Man: You want pepsi or coke?
Woman: I want your cock

by thebakercat69 March 28, 2021

Cock

Long thing that is good

Cock

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 19, 2023

Cock tease

A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble

I’d stay away from her, she’s just a cock tease. That’ll get you in trouble.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

Curling Cock Special

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.

Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.

by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017

Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend

I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.

Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock

by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021