Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

Face back

A person so fat, that the fat folds over their shoulder blades making eyes and their lower back crease makes a mouth.

Look, Face back is going to dive in the swimming pool.

by the godfather 1 June 17, 2020

Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public

Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.

by DOT Employee April 3, 2021

Two-Face

Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.

"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"

by Natural Mika February 10, 2020

velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

by allwrong4u February 16, 2018

Face Rain

When there is a light drizzly rain and it seems to rain only on your face.

Its face raining outside today.

by Wildcat02 October 20, 2012