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Dog

An animal that constantly bothers you if you don't spend enough time with it or feed it
Boy- my dog wouldn't stop bothering me yesterday!
Big man- Did you feed him?
Boy- No
by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021
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Swiss dog

To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard

Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
by Member.dic April 12, 2023
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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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Throwy Dog

"Stop being a 'throwy dog'"
by Oldie, The Possum Hunter May 19, 2023
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A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.
Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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dog n' tots

slang mainly used in the pacific northwest excluding california ( oregon, washington) meaning a males genitals.
tom: i fouled manning by hitting him in his dog n' tots.
justin: oh not his dog n' tots
by jt13dragon September 15, 2020
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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
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