Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Dogged

To be completely and utterly fucked, sometimes used to describe being high.

I was completely and utterly dogged last night at the movie theater.

by Ramdoger2013 September 12, 2021

Big dogs

Alyssa constant and her boys

Can’t hang with the big dogs

by Chief <3 January 4, 2022

Dogged

To eat food quickly without any hestitation

Mom:How was your food sweetie?
Son:I dogged it, it was fire

by Puerto Rican+black=me July 12, 2024

Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.

It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.

by KINGrude November 5, 2017

Bil-dog

Someone who loves to sniff from their own bill but cannot recognise they're own poor qualities

Politicians are right bil-dogs aren't they

by Curry Packer November 4, 2020

Dogs

Dogs are humans lifeline, they are basically the blood rushing through or body when it comes to happiness! Don't have a dog? Get one! Chihuahuas are the tank in a army with dogs, they have sharp teeth that can penetrate through almost anything! Big dogs act weak and frail while tiny dogs act like they are the boss! I love dogs, so you should too! Unless you have a cat, that's the dogs worst enemy!

My dogs a Chihuahua.

Aren't those very mean?

Your always so stereotypical Dave!

by Peanut the Chihuahua May 26, 2023