by Evi March 26, 2022
Get the Sex cock mug.a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
Get the Sex Pistols Dickwad mug.i was desperate. i know my brother is home, but hes gaming. it'll be fine. i shut my bedroom door and strip, leaving nohting but my bra and thong on. i grab my vibrator and turn it on, rubbing it against my wet pussy. i try so hard not to moan, making sure my brother doesnt hear, but it feels so good. i can feel an orgasm coming and- UHHHHHHH. shit. my brother heard. i quickly run and try to hold the door closed, but hes so strong and opens it. i fall onto the floor, and my brother stares at my wet pussy and vibrater. before i can say anything, his dick goes hard. all of a sudden, we're making out. he starts grabbing my tits and massaging them. i slowly work my way down his body, licking everywhere until i reach his dick. i suck and suck until he cums in my mouth. we switch and hes licking my pussy, getting the right places. i cant take it anymore and shove his dick into my soaking pussy. he starts humping me. "YES, THERE. HARDER !!! HARDERRRRRRR!!!!!" he does as i say and goes harder. i can feel it coming, and at the same time we orgasm and cum. we lie in bed for a bit, making out, feeling pleased about our sex. "lets do it again" he says, and we do, better this time. we keep going and keep orgasming all night long until our parents come home. "see you tonight ;)" he whispers as he leaves my room
by sexydaddy69696969696 October 2, 2022
Get the sex mug.Sex is where you uhhhhh i forgor
by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023
Get the Sex mug."Look at this person behind me, right up my arse- close enough to have road sex( didn't even buy me a drink first)"
by Martyn71 May 14, 2025
Get the Road sex mug.At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
Get the Lesbian sex mug.Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
by ___\\\_**# April 22, 2022
Get the Organial Sex mug.