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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low
Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long
by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019
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Pillow Dog

A (Sometimes Stuffed) dog that is so round in shape and fluffy that you can lay on it like a pillow.
by TheRealMugman November 13, 2020
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Dog orgy

To jump in with a bunch of dogs that are fucking and thinking to yourself "I should clap a dog, I must" so you shove your dick in the BIG ONE and go to town.
Holy shit dog I got to. What a dog orgy
by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020
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teriyaki dog

often substituted for what are commonly referred to as 'teriyaki beef sticks' in some lower-end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence in the back alley of an assortment of dogs, which changes daily. also look for the variety of missing dog posters on nearby utility poles.
'hi, i'll have the kung pao chicken, the shrimp lo mein, and a large order of teriyaki dog'
by carlton berry August 21, 2007
mugGet the teriyaki dogmug.

Dog

My ex and I just got back together-that's dog
by DiarrheaPoopShit February 19, 2022
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