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Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020
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Cold Face Stealer

A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.
Alissa is so hot! Do you think she's a cold face stealer?
by Zenguin June 25, 2016
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Suck my face

Suck ma face bishhh!!!
by Bish13 September 30, 2019
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Face Fucked

When your edible kicks in.
Chrissy was face fucked by her sour razzapple edible.
by Icky4 August 20, 2022
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Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty
John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.
by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016
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jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017
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spongey face

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face
Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out
by Spongey face May 24, 2016
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