by 8thball April 16, 2022
Get the 8th Ballingmug. A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug. (as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017
Get the grab capitalism by the ballsmug. 
a white boy who is pale as a ghost & as skinny & tall as a corn stalk. He claims to be a gangster from Chicago but in reality he's just a modified highlighter kid and wanna be gangster. He begs for sexual intimacy & asks if size matters after talking for a week. He thinks that he is tough shit but in reality no one likes him, not even his best friends.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
by MELON-Y🍒🍒 May 7, 2024
Get the corn ballmug. by Smdlilbich June 30, 2019
Get the Balls deepmug. by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022
Get the bowling ballmug.