Pulling a Paul

Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”

I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.

by Luigitime February 22, 2024

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018

To pull a bytepitch

To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.

CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?

by Prosecutor August 8, 2022

to pull/perform an O'reilly

to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

to pull/perform an O'reilly means, to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

Bill: ...most Americans are not racist!
Kristen: Okay, really? How many black Friends do you have?
Bill: If you think Most Americans are racist I'm ashamed of you!
Kristen: Well Bill I didn't say that.
Bill: You just did!
Comment: Well, Bill yust pulled a classic O'Reilly on this one.

by lem0ne December 23, 2015

Skin pulling

Pulling the right skin gives a good feeling.

Dude 1: "Yesterday I went drinking and when I got home she pulled my skin like a lunatic."

Dude 2: "Yo Dude 1, that's rad. I wish someone would help me with my skin pulling skills."

by HurnisTaley May 21, 2018