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Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.
Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.
by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009
mugGet the Reality Bitch Slapmug.

Crazy Psycho Bitch

A girl who won't let a guy go, even though she saw the break-up coming, and wants to kill his new girlfriend even though she had nothing to with it.
My boyfriend's ex - broken up for WELL over a year - who threatens to kill me, tries to turn my friends against me, got her sister to vandalise my car, calls the boyfriend while we're away on holidays together, messages him at one o'clock in the morning on his birthday and Valentine's day, and runs away crying everytime she shows up somewhere she knows we'll be and her attempts to get his attention don't work...is a crazy psycho bitch.
by His Sleeping Beauty June 15, 2008
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Free Bitch Pass

When someone is looking to excuse their anti-social, rude, insane, or any other type of negative behavior, this is what you would call it. Most try to pin it on a mental disorder or some other health issue they may not actually have...such as being Bi-Polar...or something else that the victim of the Free Bitch Pass seeker has no fault in, like "That time of the month" or an unpaid bill.

Basically, this is what you seek when you don't want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a fucked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being fucked up. When you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a bitch, you are looking to get a Free Bitch Pass.
1 - Jaime: "All these years, Chelsea would constantly switch from being nice to being a raging hellcat and try to blame it on being Bi-Polar. Her mom said she never was diagnosed with Bi-Polarity, she just craves attention. It's like I told you man, homegirl was lookin' for a Free Bitch Pass is all."

2 - Bill: "I don't give a fuck about what you want, get the hell out of my way! I am late for my flight!"

Mike: "What the fuck do you want, a Free Bitch Pass? Thats got jack shit to do with me and you need to get the fuck out of my face with that crybaby bullshit before you make me have to wreckstep your punk ass!"
by Riot.EXE October 8, 2009
mugGet the Free Bitch Passmug.

Basic White Bitch

A female who conforms to her surroundings and claims she is unique. Often used as Words of endearment in the Swedish Culture.
That Swedish girl is a Basic White Bitch
by Peepers the Pink Bunny May 6, 2018
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nappy haired bitch

one who has nappy hair and is a bitch an insult for someone you despise cant stand or do not like
my ex girlfriend is a nappy haired bitch who i despise and cant stand
by bluebear December 4, 2020
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boob face bitch

Someone who has boobs on there face or is extremly fat
Fat guys who eats Mc. Donalds all day nd a skiny kid calls him a "Boob Face Bitch" because he is eating to much
by ryan erichsen February 19, 2009
mugGet the boob face bitchmug.

Gobble Gobble Bitch

Insult to people who are fat.... like a turkey
Me: Gobble Gobble Bitch!
Fat Bitch: Fuck off Steven!
by NightHawkx69 November 11, 2009
mugGet the Gobble Gobble Bitchmug.

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