You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.

Fuck off you’re havin’ me on!

by Southeastgal December 10, 2018

phil me up

When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.

"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie

by Lunchlady11 July 12, 2017

Bicklehoff me

To find out the meaning of something

Bicklehoff me becky

by Ghettoduh July 17, 2017

Lollipop me daddy

You see no one actually knows what it means it left me and my friend (hi madi) talking about it for two hours straight funny as fuck and this was found on a Wattpad fanfic

Lollipop me daddy

by Uh_hi July 25, 2017

baxter stalk me daddy

a word you use when someone took part int the sex offender shuffle on youtube fuck little pedos

arthur chase is such a baxter stalk me daddy

by dickfacedmcfagboy August 1, 2017

sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

Fairytale me

To make it sound/look like somebody's life is better than what it really is.

person 1: Ya, like you would know!? You have the perfect life!
person 2: Don't fairytale me, bro

by NormanS August 15, 2017