The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death

John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat

by innocentexile June 14, 2016

Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

Carolina Hot Basket

When you put a decorative pillow on a girls face, sit on top of it, fart, then quickly flip the pillow over fart side down, and sit back on top of it.

“Hey babe, you know what would make you feel better? A Carolina Hot Basket”

by YouAshhole July 26, 2025

Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.

We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.

by The French Prince March 20, 2022

hot ball water

Sack juice from the seamen glands

I dun diddly gave that girl a load of hot ball water

by Bobcharley June 12, 2018

Hot Breakfast

When something is cool or the best.

AKA: FETCH

Did you see ? He's so fine! He's Hot Breakfast. I'd eat him up!

by nosferat29 May 31, 2021

Hot Ass

When your taking a shit and it burns, most commonly after eating spicy foods.

“After I ate 2 bags of Hot Funions, I was in the bathroom with some hot ass !”

by SadBoy206 September 6, 2021