Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011

Kurt cock-bain

Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers

IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain

by Wash ur eyes June 27, 2024

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is where u cum on a girl's eyes and she punches ur cock till it bleeds. GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLOND.

Bro I just had the best albino cock fight with my girl last night

by anonymous December 22, 2021

cock bound

to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped”

Taylor Smith is Cock Bound.

by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021

Tiny Cock Energy

When you got a small one... but the size don't matter when the ladies love it!

Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.

by PartyMonkey2000 January 5, 2023

Single cock

The joyous state of having a free-roaming penis

Tom and Stuart sat back, reminiscing about their days of owning a single cock

by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017