by big guy who's big July 16, 2021
Get the cockmug. by Yerr21 August 19, 2018
Get the Clap Cockmug. when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
Get the lobster cockmug. by Yoyosackalies March 14, 2025
Get the Cock tacomug. by canbobbegay March 28, 2024
Get the hoppy cockmug. by Charz96 May 21, 2023
Get the Cock and mouth disordermug. A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.
or
Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
or
Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010
Get the Cock Redirectmug.