The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!
Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!
Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.
Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.
by turbo6994 July 01, 2011
Nurse with a rough usually masculine face, not usually nice or feminine. Typically single or single mom. Personality usually matches face. Loads of opinions and debt typically.
At the gym the hard faced Angie was noticing me. I was noticing her, we talked, and definitely not worth it.
by Phatpete June 13, 2024
The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024
by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021
When you love the sauce and like to work in a boss role and still have no clue at what is being done.
by B Dingus July 23, 2021
When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 19, 2015
This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024