Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024
Get the 6am hot dogmug. There literally isn't one, neither Billy Bob or Mary Beth can use it in a sentence. Although I have to include so, The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. I apologize.
by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025
Get the The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.mug. mammal who is a good friend if domestic if not trained/treated very well, it will become traumatized
by getrealman December 2, 2021
Get the Dogmug. Cleaning your body and clothing of any allergens that were produced by a dog, in an effort to reduce the chance of allergic reaction.
by shred wards December 24, 2018
Get the De-Dogmug. an song made of dogs.... if that wasn't obvious.
an song that only plays in under tale if,
A) you die to sans if you use mercy
B) you attempt to get the orb but the white toby DOGE consumes the orb, making it DOGE residence
an song that only plays in under tale if,
A) you die to sans if you use mercy
B) you attempt to get the orb but the white toby DOGE consumes the orb, making it DOGE residence
by someone else thats not u February 8, 2021
Get the DOG SONGmug. When your hitting a really short chick from behind that’s too short for doggy so while she’s bent over so you prop one of your legs up half way while continuing to smash her from the back.
Bro, you shoulda seen the chick I frog dogged last night. She’s definitely a 8 out of 10 but so short I had no choice.
by Its_Just_Me93 September 9, 2024
Get the Frog Dogmug. “After a hard workout my socks are always sog and dog.”
“If you pack a sandwich with tomatos get ready for a sog dog sandwich.”
“I stepped in a puddle and now my foot is completely sog dogged”.
“If you pack a sandwich with tomatos get ready for a sog dog sandwich.”
“I stepped in a puddle and now my foot is completely sog dogged”.
by CanJJ September 29, 2018
Get the Sog dogmug.