National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023

National Send Nudes Day

November 13th is National Send Nudes Day.
This is the day you send nudes to someone you like.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

Person 2: *sends nudes to Person 1*

Person 1: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day!

by powernap November 13, 2023

National Send Nudes Day

January 21st is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by bentley556 January 21, 2023

national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day

the day dedicated to the best person ever

sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰

by Smelly Suzie October 13, 2022

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

National uwu XD ;-; day

Where all smol beans come together.

Smolbean69uwu: It's national uwu XD ;-; day!
Iliketits69: Stfu lol
Smolbean69uwu: :<

by gaymf April 22, 2021