Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

The desire to become tunnel buddies with one of your friends.
Man, ever since Mike told me about his wild night with Amanda I've had a bad case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
by McGillionaire November 05, 2016
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irritable bottom syndrome

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts
Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?
by razvanovicio September 20, 2022
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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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Kanye syndrom

When you start hating jews people after your wife left you.
Sam was diagnosed with Kanye syndrom yesterday.
by Kanye fan January 19, 2023
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ice syndrome

The act of giving a blow job with crushed ice making the dick cold and then having sexual intercourse.
When she went to the freezer, i knew i was ready for the ice syndrome.
by Jackomacher March 06, 2018
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"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.
"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that
by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024
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TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)

A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.
Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?
by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 08, 2023
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