Dogged

When a friend treats you so badly that you become sworn enemies.

"I thought we were friends but you fuckin dogged me, bro."

by Ace 40,000 October 29, 2023

Dog

A term used for a person who is addicted to heroin. This term came from heroin being called dog food in certain parts of the US.

"Look at that dog leaning over there", "If that dog asks me for money one more time I swear.."

by Imahammer May 13, 2022

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Corn Dogging

When a guy sticks his weiner into a loaf of bread and then a chick eats the bread while holding the base of his weiner like a corn dog.

It's a good thing I hit up Costco last night and got the 2 pack of sourdough cause that bitch was corn dogging my shit all night!

by nacho mama April 27, 2014

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016