Dirty Zach

When you have sexual intercouse with your spouse. Right before you ejaculate, ram a bottle of red bull, then immediately start beating your spouse while you jizz inside of her.

"I gave Jessica a Dirty Zach last night, I think she's gonna break up with me!"

by Zach price August 4, 2021

Dirty Zach

Dirty Zach is the old creepy guy whom is assuredly a pedofile. Often they take geritol to try and keep up with those whippersnappers whom they molest.

Hey kids stay away from that dirty zach.

by Knuckles September 27, 2019

angry zach

Right when you're about to cum, you bitch slap and knee the chick in the pussy and spray that shit all over her face.

I angry zach'd all over her face yesterday

by Anonymous mith January 16, 2018

Pull a Zach

Dating a girl 2 weeks before she moves and spending £135 on her for nothing.

'But I'm about to move to London, I can't pull a Zach'

by sandy and me August 10, 2023

Tic Tac Zach

it's when a kid has a little dick and it's like very tiny like a tic tac

Hey dude you have a tic tac zach, go get a real Dick not a fake mini sausage

by Jimi Hendrix II December 24, 2007

A Zach Zanger

A fagot who is gay lol

"Dont be a Zach Zanger retard" - Elon Musk

by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018

Dirty zach taylor

To have very poor hygiene, aswell as to wear girls skirts, with no underwear underneath, as a way to defficate in public places without people noticing.

“I’ve seen that lanky inbred greasy kid in Calne, with his girlfriend Katie, he’s always wearing a skirt, his hair is always greasy and smells like a chip-pan, must be a Dirty Zach Taylor”

by The taylor family are tramps June 4, 2021