by The screwdriver May 26, 2022
Get the Lewismug. 
Get the Lewismug. Lewis is the most fittest boy in sight and has the cutest smile going, he can make you smile in the darkest of times and is the best to be around. They usually suit girls with names begging with 'N' and have an amazing humour. You are the luckiest alive if you have a lewis as a friend or boyfriend
Friend: is that lewis?
Friend 2: yeah, look at his face 😻
Friend 3: I heard he was with natasha?
Friend 1: awww it's about time
Friend 2: yeah, look at his face 😻
Friend 3: I heard he was with natasha?
Friend 1: awww it's about time
by Abadoook9293i392 June 30, 2019
Get the Lewismug. The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.
Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019
Get the Lewis Allenmug. Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker
by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016
Get the lewis burghammug. Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
by TantiPraenuntiaFabam May 7, 2022
Get the Lewis Boatswainmug. The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug.