kentucky wheelchair

Getting fucked so hard you get put in a wheelchair for the next month

Damn sydney im gonna give you a kentucky wheelchair tonight

by Rch182 July 17, 2017

Jensen Weber

A smart person who has no sense of humour whats so ever and would fuck Chewbacca and R2-D2 if she had the chance

Such a Jensen Weber

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Spanish Wheelbarrow

When you go home with a fat Spanish girl and you have to put her legs on your shoulders in a heaving motion.

So last night Paul and Monica went back to her apartment for the night after a riveting Tinder Date.

Monica: "Hey Paul, ever done the Spanish Wheelbarrow?"

Paul: "You know I can't do that again, I haven't got the chest muscles for it!"

Monica: sighs.

by BumTickle June 10, 2018

Face Wheelchair

A combination of “face palm” and “neck yourself.” Used when someone does something stupid.

“Patrick that was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, you need a face wheelchair.”

**or you could have just said “face wheelchair”**

by The Real Norom August 8, 2020

Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 April 30, 2008

Three Way Third Wheel

A Three Way Third Wheel is a loving union made between three individuals of platonic desire. This relationship can take the form of two girls, one boy or more preferably two boys and one girl. The connection made by these three Love Birds is Strong, flexible but undoubtably enduring. Like any other relationship a Three Way Third Wheel can have it's up and downs, testing the members ability to forgive and move on. But what makes a Three Way Third Wheel so special is that regardless of ones blinded misguided doings, grudges and resentment is absent of view. Forgiveness is instead bestowed upon the wrong doer thus strengthening the wheels integrity and forever reassuring the everlasting love and devotion each member has and always will have for the their two soul mates of endless desire.

"Caitlin, Josh I'm sorry for being a twat. I meant no harm... I was just joking"

"Oh Tahan there is no hate in my mind"

"Thanks guys. Hey Josh What time is it"

"Three Way Third Wheel High Five Time"

by ILOVECAITLINMUDDLEANDJOSHCOLES August 2, 2013

Emotional third wheel

The act of being with a person who is trying to comfort another person when you have no real reason to be there. You are not helping in the act, though you originally intended to. You appear to just be a random person sitting next to someone who is trying to emotionally comfort another.

My friend James was comforting some girl because she had a fallout with her boyfriend. I was gonna help comfort her too, but he kinda took over. I felt like I was an emotional third wheel and left them to their talking and cuddling session.

by Anon Y. Mous 74 October 6, 2013