Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022

wanker

people that call me a wanker

kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker

by notreal110392 October 04, 2022

Wanker

Someone who is very annoying,

person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying

by NewcastleLad55 August 07, 2020

Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"

Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!

by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021

Wanker

Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day

Ezmond you are such a fucking wanker get out the cubicle and jizz in a mans mouth

by the preacher February 10, 2020

Wanker

A really nice person

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!

by disturbation April 29, 2021

wanker

mad dirty midget feet

I like sucking on british wankers cuz I have a midget fetish

by samnico34 November 09, 2021