pope wagon

pope wagon is a physical definition of the head of the katlick church's FAITH that he wont be shot

pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun

by humantheism October 04, 2010

wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.

That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.

by TurboOverload April 22, 2021

War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.

Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!

by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 02, 2024

War wagon

A phrase used more commonly in the 70s-early 90s referring to a large family vehicle (station wagons, vans, minivans, etc.).

Battle wagon was used interchangeably for this use.

All right everybody, load up the war war wagon. We've got a seven hour trip ahead of us, and it isn't getting any shorter.

I need to go get some tires put on the old war wagon.

by C4rp3N0ct3m May 31, 2022

Faggin’ Wagon

A lifted truck with a bunch of flags on the back. Usually used to pick up other homosexual men.

“Hey, you wanna take a ride in my faggin’ wagon back to my place and I’ll suck your dick?”

by Zapruder_313 August 04, 2022

Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.

Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"

Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."

Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"

Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.

Keith: Ok rider.

by MexicanheorMexicanthe September 01, 2020

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017