Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.

"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"

by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019

Waterbury Wanker

When you have a tiny, ginger micropenis and are also a molester

Don’t be a Waterbury wanker bro. A complete and total monkey spanker

by Rick Junk April 17, 2024

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Wanker

ollie fucking reed

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"

by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019