twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker
Fuck off you twatted wanker!
by Sarah July 09, 2004
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fire twat

A female with red hair. This term is used to describe the firey hair on her vagina (twat). It may be considered an insult, but I use it as a symbol of pride.
"DAMN HOMIE, look at that fire twat sitting on the park bench!"
"Teacher, why are people always suprised that redheaded girls are fire twats?"
by Chelsea the Chester May 23, 2005
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dick twat

general insult mainly used against a younger member of ones family.
Oi, dick twat, come here
by Hujanika Bolucoff August 26, 2007
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Twat Block

Twat being another word to describe the vagina, someone who twat blocks or is a twat blocker is a female who gets in the way of another female friend and a male.
Damn it Tina! Just because Jake broke up with you doesn't mean you have to twat block me now!
by ThatRegret April 10, 2010
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Twat Slop

Any fluid that comes out of a womens vagina. Piss, bluod, cum ect.
Gross you got twat slop on my face.
by Sheena Perez December 05, 2008
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Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "
by yeestraddler January 29, 2010
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