twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004

dick twat

general insult mainly used against a younger member of ones family.

Oi, dick twat, come here

by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007

Twat Block

Twat being another word to describe the vagina, someone who twat blocks or is a twat blocker is a female who gets in the way of another female friend and a male.

Damn it Tina! Just because Jake broke up with you doesn't mean you have to twat block me now!

by ThatRegret April 10, 2010

twat tart

the foul and/or nasty, crusty residue in a females panties

she forgot to do laundry and had to wear the same panties, which contained a little twat tart.

by panfried June 25, 2009

Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010

prosti-twat

A young girl, simular to a prosti-tot but even more whorish.

A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.

Whats Grandpa Jim doing with that prosti-twat from my class.

by J-DUB1890 May 15, 2010