Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is the kind of guy who can make you smile with just one look. He has the prettiest eyes and it feels like the most amazing honor in the world when he looks into your eyes with his. He’s very thoughtful and attentive even when you might think he’s not listening or noticing but he always does. A supportive and loyal friend he always knows how to make you laugh. He’s a music lover and is always good to have on aux. You’re lucky if you know a Tristan.

“do you know this Tristan guy?”
“Well yeah, everyone loves Tristan!”

by Garlicbreadlover3 December 17, 2023

Tristanism

you're a racist and hate communists

I believe in Tristanism

by RigBone37 January 18, 2024

TristanNolan

When someone vapes so much their lungs turn black

“My friend vapes, hes turned into tristannolan

by BooBleem January 27, 2024

Tristen

Tristen’s are so incredibly charismatic and easy to talk to. Although sometimes she gets stuck in their head, they are truly beautiful souls and also beautiful on the outside. Tristen’s are versatile, in the sense that they can pull off the sweet-girl look or the baddie look. She is incredibly ambitious and intelligent, yet this may be something they keep a little more hidden. A Tristen is the type of girl with glowing skin and also a glowing heart, and if they love you they will give you their all. But don’t mess with a Tristen, because they will fuck you up if you cross them. If you want balance, laughter, and a ray of sunshine in your life, you need a Tristen.

Boy: “Woah, whose that chick over there, because she is gorgeous”

Boy #2: “Oh I know, everyone has their eyes set on her. That’s Tristen.”

by Jujeeeee February 7, 2024

Tristan

Person who is often gripping your hip and being him

Ugh TrisTANNM

by Personvr February 17, 2024