That douchebag really wanted to wang-whack me at the bar, probably because he was so jealous that I was gonna tap that hot chick.
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... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
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he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.
he can shoot laser eyes too
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messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
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ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
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Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1
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Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
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messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1
Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀
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