Flipping the pork

An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.
"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"

"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."
by atrum October 7, 2013
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Pork

It was clear that the man behind you is a pork.
by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015
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pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
by Dr. DA July 10, 2024
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011
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MORK THE PORK

A white boy in an asian body

1/3 of NCT white
Oh my gosh did you see mork the pork in the latest comeback?
by Someone_EXTRa April 12, 2019
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have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.
That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.
by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024
mugGet the have porkmug.

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