dragon food

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

people food

When u got that shit that fucks shit up

Bitch, I got that people food

by anus_punter May 08, 2017

fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

Poo Food

Any food you eat and is subsequently turned into poo.

Man, I'm so hungry! I could sure go for some poo food!

by Beklan September 14, 2011

Convenience Food

Convenience food is Fast food, when you're doing your IGCSE's

Write 150-200 words about cooking and convenience food

by AnimeTiddies69Boss May 09, 2018

wog food

In Australia, usually any food other than Asian, Indian, African, Islander, Mexican, American, British or Aussie

Joe: Hey have you been to the new restaurant that opened at Concord?

Brad: Nah haven't been there yet, what sorta food do they have?

Joe: Wog Food, leb food.. bloody nice man!

by Unicorntangy November 24, 2010

Food Pervert

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.

FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.

by Rachtita February 05, 2010