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Step on a clown

Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?
by bowen_arrow May 5, 2010
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clown hella

verb.
to make fun of something hardcore, a lot, extensively.
"I am going to clown hella at school tomorrow!"
by clownhella.com December 17, 2008
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Clown-shy

A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.
As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.
by ahleec April 28, 2010
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life-clown

When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.
That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!

That life-clown won't take anything serious!

That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013
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Clown Shoed

A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.

Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"

or

"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
by JessFink January 21, 2009
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The Long Clown

It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo June 20, 2008
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ammo clown

A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.
Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"

You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."

Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."

You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014
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